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Q: Who do you think you are?
A: I'm the Cybersecurity Legend.
Q: Are you really??
A: Probably not.
Q: But you just said you're the cybersecurity legend!
A: No. You asked me who I think I am. I think I'm the Cybersecurity Legend.
Q: You're an idiot.
A: I'm sorry, is that a question? Because that wasn't in the form of an question.
Q: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was Double Jeopardy. WHY are you an idiot?
A: Easiest way for me to entertain.
Q: But you're so witty and smart without that. Why do you resort to the lowest form of entertainment when you can do smart and witty things?
A: Easiest.
Q: But you're so talented...
A: Mom, stop trolling my FAQs!
Q: Is that really you in the picture above?
A: Yes.
Q: No really, is it?
A: I just said yes. Just because you repeated the question, am I all of a sudden going to change my answer? If I did, then I'd just change the answer above. Secondly, why would I lie?
Q: Will you date me?
A: Depends on who "me" is.
Q: How did you go from cyber INsecurity to cyber security?
A: I discovered, so what if 1,000 women think I'm a big dork. They dont ALL talk to each other. And even if many of them do, women don't listen to each other's advice. Therefore, if you lose one, there's a million more left to try again. Keep throwing stuff at that proverbial wall and sooner or later one of them will say yes.
Q: Then what?
A: Then you try again unil you find someone you're actually attracted to.
Q: How could you say that?
A: Hey, if you stay with her and not find her attractive, watch out. Because one day she'll ask you how you feel.
Q: Any other advice?
A: Keep checking out this web site, stories galore! Eventually. Possibly...