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Hey guys, this is your Cybersecurity Legend here. If you actually watched the video on the main page you'll get a basic idea on what this site is about. Basically, I am a guy, a regular guy, sorta. I have done many things in my life. Really, a lot of things! I have done stand up, I've worked behind the scenes on TV shows that have landed on A&E, Discovery Network, Food Network, I was even a writer for a game show on the Food Network. I made a comedy music video, I got my bachelors in marketing, almost got a job as a writer on the soap opera As The World Turns, watched a lot of Luke Perry movies, starred in a Home Hardware commercial as Eric, was the spokesman for a major web site, co-produced a movie that cost over $900,000 (which will hopefully be paid, really people, stop hounding me, I'm waiting for my money, too, geez!) and was even a guest on the Howard Stern Show! Okay, fine, I called in and he answered. That's considered something, though, right?
But much of my spare time, which I remarkably had a lot of over the past 20 years, was spent discovering something amazing they called, way back when it started, the information superhighway, the web, a place where I could finally do something I previously had a difficult time even dreaming of - meeting people of the opposite sex! Whoa, so hot!
(No slight to anyone who wants to meet anyone of the same sex, hey yo, that's your thing and I dont judge. I just dont swing that way. Well, give me a few more desperate years and we'll talk....)
So, as soon as I logged on to the internet I couldn't let go. It was bliss. It was AOL. It was excrutiatingly slow.
Ner ner ner niir neeeeaaaaaaarr, errgrghhhrghghg. mrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh. breeeeeeeehhhhh.
(Anyone using internet in the 90's knows that sound!)
But it was all worth it.
As soon as I logged on I could feel it in my blood, I had just tapped into hundred, no, thousands, of girls, one of whom might even go out with me!
There was intrigue, there were adventures, countless stories, hillarious stories looking back. Not so hilarious at the time, but things I now can't wait to share regardless. Because if there's anything I know about lousy things that have happened to me in the past, they make for great stories.
I started out as a little insecure teenager looking to get a girl. After 20 years, I am no longer insecure in this cyber world. Still trying to get a girl, though. But now I am cyber SECURE! Secure with myself, secure with my chances, secure with the fact that once in a while, a girl will like me, and sometimes, I might even be attracted to her! And in some of those times, it might even be a real picture of her! Therefore, since I have this newfound cyber security, I feel entitled to bestow the title of legend upon myself. Hence, I am a... cybersecurity legend.
Of course, it all started when I saw that a famous dude was like, "If you Google cybersecurity legend, I am all of the first 10 results that pop up!" and I'm like "Whoa, cool, if I make this web site, I might be able to also pop up under that search. But would I desrve it?" After inventing the reason above this paragraph, I've decided that the answer is a resounding YES!
Thank you all for visiting his site. If people actually check this stuff out, and I do have a fear, err, feeling they will, I will update it with stories of my conquests and more. That "more" stuff sounds cool, no? Im sure it is, I just have to think of what it will be, give me time. In the meantime, enjoy everything I have to offer. Can't wait to check back with my fan(s hopefully) soon!